Sevens Secret

Sevens Secret aka Celery Cyborg is the CEB (Chief Executive Badass) of Trippy Trading Cards. Keeping in line with his NFT counterparts he has decided to start TTC with the hopes of bringing together digital and non-fungible artists from around the globe. Sevens has long considered himself to be a non-f**kable artist, so jumping to non-fungible seemed like an easy move.

Born and raised in Hayward CA, the same place as The Rock, Sevens always had art on his mind. Whether it was his art teacher, Mrs. Applebootum, or his buddy, Art Garfunkel (no relation to Gene Simmons) Sevens never stopped thinking about the two. It wasn’t until the untimely death of Mrs. Applebootum that Sevens reevaluated his life. The fact that it was his friend, Art Garfunkel that built the faulty elevator that leads to Mrs. Applebootums unexpected expiration was a contributing factor to his falling out of friendship with Art. The elevator event, which the newspapers dubbed as “the flattening”, was all sevens needed to leave his humble abode and seek greener pastures.

After about a year or so dealing with all the bugs, critters, animals, and things that go bump in the night, Sevens left his farm of greener pastures and decided to try his luck in the big, bright city of Little Rock, Arkansas. Not a day would go by that Sevens wasn’t watching a crypto or NFT video to learn about the burgeoning market that was coming into existence. Fortunately, Sevens is a really bad speller so It was just a happy accident that Sevens was searching the term virgin market and came up with burgeoning markets. Sometimes being a sick pervert can really pay off! And pay off it did.

Now one of the world’s richest men, with an estimated value of 77 kazillion gazillion dollars, Sevens spends most of his time watching videos of paint drying and looking for new, undiscovered artists. Never one to face up a new challenge, Sevens is relaxing at his resort in the Burmuda Triangle where he and his 42 cats live. It may seem from the number of cats he owns that he has a problem, but he only recently acquired a high number of cats because most of them mysteriously disappeared.

We asked Sevens to comment for his bio, but he said 17 of his cats have worms and it’s become a real bruhaha. As hard as it is to get ahold of Sevens we greatly appreciate the platform he has allowed us to build. The TTC empire would be nothing if not for the vision of our dear leader; Kim Jong…I mean, Sevens Secret. We love our dear leader. Creator of unicorns, holes-in-one, and frozen burritos, we are forever grateful for his holiness.